Back to the Future Part II imagined a future of magical technology. Home energy reactors. Flying cars. Pizza rehydrators. Fax machines in people’s bathrooms. None of these things have come true. But all anyone really seems to care about are Marty McFly’s goddamn self-lacing sneakers.
While many of you are celebrating 'Back to the Future' day, you should take a hard look in the mirror and think about what it is that you're actually celebrating.