Bacon

This kid's world just got turned upside down thanks to bacon. I don't remember my first time eating the most delicious meat on planet Earth, but I probably reacted exactly like this. I think this is everyone's reaction when trying bacon for the first time...

As I said before the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. The way to my heart is by giving me pizza. But if you really want to keep me, then you have to make me an epic pizza.

Here I was thinking that Fruits and vegetables are what you are supposed to eat to live long.

Last week, a U.K. group struck fear in the hearts of bacon lovers everywhere when it predicted an "unavoidable" pork shortage next year. But now experts say there's no real threat of an impending "aporkalypse" here in the U.S. and that the organization's report amounts to nothing more than propaganda. Whew!

What you know about salads!? Not a DAMN THING!! I've posted this video to help show you sucker's out there how a real mans salad is made! Forget Lettuce! Lettuce is for girlie men! Replace that with some bacon and you've made the first step to becoming a man...