No matter how bad you hate on MC Hammer you cannot deny his talent, and no matter how hard you claim to be you have to admit you were probably a fan. You can be probably be one of the most well known hardcore rappers over the last decade, and that still wouldn't hide the fact that you wore hammer pants.
Remember the "you didn't build that" debacle? It turns out if you take enough of President Obama's words out of context you can make him do a little rap song that sounds remarkably like "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer. Bonus at 2:52 -- turns out the president is ticklish...