Monkey

Michigan's law against private ownership of large carnivores like lions and tigers is well known, but did you know that you can still own certain animals as pets in the state? Skunks, deer, sugar gliders, raccoons, red foxes, and toucans are just a few of the options.

Chris Brown could face up to 6 months in jail for having a exotic animal without the proper permit. What is happening right now?

This Gibbon Monkey decides to show off by crossing this suspension bridge with as much swag as possible.

There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous.

Somewhere right now a scientist is on the verge of making a breakthrough in some field that will forever change the way we look at our world. Somewhere else a scientist is finding out if Monkeys like Cucumbers or Grapes more.

Sometimes behaviors in our life and the wild life are so similar that you have to stop and appreciate how simple we really are. How many times have you seen a jealous, douche-bag guy go out of his way to show everyone in the room that he is "the man"? That's pretty much what's going here.

We've all seen the signs that say, "Please do not feed the animals" right?  I think they need a new sign at this park, maybe one about not sexually arousing the animals with your hair.  I'm actually trying to figure out whats more surprising in this video.  The fact that it happened or that the man let it happen.

This is officially my new theme song to life. I love being lazy... don't you?

The Hangover Part 2 finally has an official trailer.  The story line is basically exactly the same, but at the end of the day does that really matter?  Check it out.