The Onion: Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks? [Video]

The world of reality TV is in a crisis! Real skanks feel as if modern television is showing a side of skankism (Not a real word) that's not real to life. The Onion news sits down with the nations most intelligent minds to discuss the very important matter.

I am highly offended that reality starts such as Snookie are making millions of dollars that regular skanks just don't make. Watch the video below and tell us if you feel that skanks are being treated unfair.

I am currently in the works with republican Governor runner Basil Marceaux to pass a bill that will help support skanks in your local area. With his intelligence and my drive , it's just a matter of time before we get the support we need to help skanks.