‘Unicorn Tears’ Promises A Magical Drinking Experience

Firebox has just the thing to quench your magical thirst, but 'Unicorn Tears' might not be for the hardcore Unicorn lover.

Sure, everyone would love to have a sip from this mythical creature, but PETA may have something to say about how it was made.  Firebox describes the painstaking process by saying:

Bringing you this enchantingly scrumptious Gin Liqueur has been no easy feat. We’ve lost mammoth minutes of beauty sleep over the past few months - because we’ve been up all night slaying unicorns for your drinking pleasure - believe us when we tell you those frisky little buggers aren’t easy to snag.

The drink has bits of edible silver in it, along with the tears of a magical, one horned pony.  So what do Unicorn Tears taste like?  Firebox wraps it up nicely.

Big bundles of candied orange peels, flying saucer sweeties and a hint of maple syrup. Touches of pine-y juniper berries and cardamom introduce elements of spices. The finish is a sweet, juicy orange freshness goes on and on throughout the finish.

So basically, everything you would ever want while drinking the tears from a Unicorn.  The numbing truth about the drink is that it is about 80 proof, and will run you $62.  That's a pretty small price to pay for what you're getting though.

I suggest you order your bottle of Unicorn Tears here, then sit back and take in a movie.  I think I know just the film you should watch too, check out the trailer below.