Today’s Life Winner: The Genius Who Got Stuck in a McDonald’s High Chair
We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.
We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.
What happens when you get two drunk white guys together in a kitchen? Exactly what you would think, some dumb sh*t is bound to happen.
Snoop Lion formerly known as Snoop Dogg shows up on Conan to give a painfully awful performance that sounds like a drunk guy grabbed the mic on karaoke night.
At first I thought this was a joke. Then the horror began to set in that a rapper that I had idolized as a child is now singing Rastafarian music.
I don't understand this world anymore..
Chris Brown is a notorious hot head, but he managed to keep his cool when an insanely angry drunk guy verbally attacked him with racial slurs.
Baby steps!
If you are anything like me, then other than the Detroit Tigers you are not a baseball fan.
But if all of the groundskeepers were anything like this then I would hit up Comerica Park every chance i could.
Doctors are some of the creepiest dudes around. We know they do all this good crap for people, but think about it-- does the good ol' doc really need to be touching our junk for that long during a prostate exam? Is he genuinely worried about that slight pain we've been feeling in our butt? Unfortunately, there are very few times a doctor's weird antics are questioned. That is, until now.
Let's face it, we've all come pretty close to nodding off at work. However, there are certain professions -- say, airline pilot -- where taking a quick snooze just isn't acceptable.
There's no denying Thanksgiving is a holiday that proves just how awesome Americans are. Think about it-- it's an entire day dedicated to stuffing ourselves with fantastic food, spending time with family and friends and watching football. But what really makes Thanksgiving the ultimate American hol
As far as we're concerned, beer is a staple like water or bread. But the recession has hit everyone hard and even beer drinkers are now cutting back on their favorite beverage. Say it ain't so!
Like dogs, guys like to pee on new and interesting things. So when Redditor CappnPoopdeck spotted a pregnancy test that his ex-girlfriend had left in his medicine cabinet, the urge to urinate on it and see what would happen was obviously pretty overwhelming.
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.