Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
See the Best YouTube Comments in the History of Ever
This supercut of YouTube's greatest comments is practically a Christmas miracle. Not one comment that isn't just offensive. Numerous comments on YouTube that not only aren't offensive, they are actually funny as well. All compiled into one video...
See Your Favorite Male Celebs Morphed Into Surprisingly Attractive Women
Photo blog Worth 1,000 had a contest for participants to turn male celebrities into women. The results are amazing, although usually not particularly attractive.
Justin Bieber’s Onstage Pukeage Gets the Tawainese Animation Treatment
In case you haven't heard, Justin Bieber threw up on stage over the weekend. And this latest news animation (newsmation?) from the folks at Taiwan's NMA studios is probably the best news coverage of the occasion.
Celebrate 20 Years of Cartoon Network With Your Favorite Characters
Cartoon Network is celebrating 20 years of bringing animated merriment into the world, and they've released this video as a compendium of what they've been up to/a little reminder of how you've squandered the past 20 years of your life.
Conspiracy Theorist Simultaneously Hates, Wants to Marry Leonardo DiCaprio
So this lady believes pretty strongly that children are dying because Leonardo DiCaprio won't put her in a movie with him. (This is her kind of NSFW "demo" reel.) She also thinks they are meant to be married, possibly because their birthdays are only three days apart. It's hard to say -- s…
Yo, Angela! Tony Danza Raps About Brooklyn
It's hard to imagine this video being any more Brooklyn, unless Tony Danza were to spin two plates with slices of pizza on them and be riding the Cyclone while he did this rap that is really just more of a rhyming list of famous people from Brooklyn...
Watch ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Summed Up in 52 Seconds
If you want to start watching 'How I Met Your Mother,' but really don't have the time to sit through seven seasons, here's a video of Neil Patrick Harris' character, Barney, pretty much summing up the whole story to date in 52 seconds. That ought to save you some time...
The Best Reaction Memes to the NFL Replacement Refs
Woah boy. Even if you could not give one fraction of an iota of a care about football, you probably still heard about the game last night (thanks, Facebook!). To deal, we just imagined old-timey Keystone Kops music playing underneath the whole thing. Thankfully other people dealt with the insanity b…
‘Full House’ Cast Reunites — Where Are the Olsen Twins?
The 25th anniversary of 'Full House' has come and gone, and the cast decided to celebrate by reuniting. Meanwhile, the Olsen twins decided to pull a "Dewey" and not show up. We know, big shocker. But everybody else looked very happy and decidedly non-waifish. Take a look!
Giant Gorillas Fascinated by Tiny Caterpillar
The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you're safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don't really get out very much.
U Can’t Touch This Obama/MC Hammer Mashup
Remember the "you didn't build that" debacle? It turns out if you take enough of President Obama's words out of context you can make him do a little rap song that sounds remarkably like "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer. Bonus at 2:52 -- turns out t…
‘Hunger Games’ Gets Hilarious Bad Lip Reading Treatment
This might be the best bad lip reading yet. This time the stuff they're saying almost makes sense. Plus it's got a Woody Harrelson impression. We're going to go ahead and say we like it even more than their hilarious rendition of 'Twilight...