Conan The Barbarian new trailer has officially been released.  Now the question you will want to ask is, DO YOU GIVE A DAMN? From the trailer I didn't she anything I liked. Here's a list of things that are missing from the trailer...

  • Blood
  • Naked Women
  • Blood
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • More Blood
  • B-Ray's Manly Chest Hair

Without these critical elements I don't know if the new Conan movie will impress anyone. We will just have to wait and see...