Have you ever been so mad that you wanted to climb into a bulldozer and just smash every single car around you?

Well this guy is about to show you about 8 good punches to the face . . . I mean reasons why you shouldn't.

What amazes me is how quickly the ass-kicking commences.  Even with the car alarms ringing out, I'm surprised how little conversation there is.

I wish I spoke Russian so I knew what exactly is going on here, but I will just pretend it has to do with Poppov and Ivan Drago.