One of my favorite things to watch is stand up comedy. As a matter of fact it is my goal to go to more stand up comedy shows.Late last year I ended up going to three different shows, Cedric the Entertainer, John Witherspoon, and one of my favorite comedians ever Marlon Wayans.I have never heard of Joe Mande before this bit, but I hope Mande sticks to this type comedy-so stupid that it could be true.

This bit is so simple and I'm sure at some point everybody has thought of something along these lines, even if you are too scared to admit it.

I don't care what anyone else says, this is genius and I will awkwardly tell this joke to all of my friends as I butcher it and make it not funny.

I hope everyone enjoys these two clips of Joe Mande as much as I did.