I wish real life could be more like Japanese TV shows.  If I were to tell people that I could crush nuts with my butt, I would most likely get punched in the face.

In Japan you get put on TV, and probably some kind of an award!

Watch this guy set the world record for most nuts crushed by his butt, and then reevaluate your life goals.

One more quick observation before you watch the video.

Imagine walking into any fourth grade class room and announcing yourself as the 'Butt Nut Crusher!'

That would be pretty awesome.