There are so many types of foods — oats, carrot sticks and toast points account for just a few. But Mariah Carey will only eat two types of food (they are not previously mentioned)!!!

Here are other foods, none of which Mariah Carey will eat: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch, bouillon cubes, ice shavings, pie crust, pimento loaves and open-faced hoagies.

No, Mariah Carey only has a taste for two dishes (or perhaps one dish that has two ingredients, do I look like a goddamn chef?) and told E! News her strict diet is to thank for her fit appearance on the forthcoming Mariah's Worldwhich premieres on E! on December 4.

"It's really hard. My diet, you would hate it," she said. "All you eat is Norwegian salmon and capers every day. That's it."

That's it.

"I'm actually serious," she added, "I try to stick with the proteins. It's the worst."

So serious.

The worst!

Here's what else you can expect from Mariah's World besides Norwegian salmon and capers, per a May interview with Live With Kelly: cameras and people!

"In the beginning I was like, ughh, with the cameras — like, it’s too much, get it out of here,” Carey said. “But we were on tour, so it’s a natural environment with a lot of creative people…What I have to freakin’ endure every day with these people."

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