When Max's kayak started to think, I bet he had no idea that his cries for help would turn into a viral video.

"SARAH HELP MEEEEEE!"

You can almost hear it being whined out everywhere that a non emergency is happening.

This video is actually so ridiculous that no one should believe this is Max's normal reaction.  I almost expect Jimmy Kimmel to pop up out of the water just to prove that he's tricked us once again.