Laurelville Ohio Police Chief Mike Berkemeier was "freaking out" after he accidentally ate a cake that was laced with Marijuana . . . the WHOLE CAKE, for breakfast.

Berkemeier said he fell ill after eating the cake a couple of weeks ago and couldn't figure out what was wrong. He drove a few blocks to the police station, where medics took him for medical testing.  He was hospitalized for more than a day. While there, his daughter admitted the cake had been laced with a weed based oil that was made by a friend of hers.

Two things in this story stand out to me though.

1. Why is this middle aged man eating cake for breakfast?

2. WHY WOULD HE EAT THE WHOLE DAMN THING?!