If you're anything like me, you can sit around spending hours watching The Maury Show.  I love the out of control teens, the weird phobias, the lie detector tests and most of all, the paternity tests.  Check out some of the best "You are NOT the father" revelations and celebrations.

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All I know, is that if I ever get a call from a producer at The Maury Show, there is no way in hell I'm not going.  Being on The Maury Show is on my bucket list.  Actually, if you're a single mom that wants to test me, hit me up, even if we've never had sex.  We'll get a free trip to the East Coast, we can both act all ignorant on TV, and I won't even have to worry if the baby is mine or not.