I'm not the biggest pet guy in the world, but even I have to admit this dog is pretty much the most adorable thing in existence.  Check out Mazey, the tiniest puppy ever!

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Honestly, I feel like less of a man watching this, all like "AWWWWW".  I mean the thing looks like it's no bigger than a mouse.  I imagine having this thing would be easy as hell too.  It's poop can't be very big, you could keep it in a fish tank and walking from the kitchen to the couch would feel like a mile to it.

Source: Fark