A North Carolina woman suffering from Body Integrity Identity Disorder felt the need to blind herself with drain cleaner. Well damn...

And you thought you had problems! This disorder makes people feel as if they should have a handicap. This woman isn't the only case of this happening apparently. But my question is, Why your eyesight!? Just chop a foot off. You get a pretty cool chair and you don't have to give up watching your favorite TV shows! Problem solved...