If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails. Sincerely, unless you're actually carrying around a trash can, don't stress it. You still have a whole month to get it together.
Nightmare Bert and Ernie
It's like a glimpse into Jim Henson's nightmares.
Marlboro (Wee Little) Man
This is a walking anti-smoking PSA right here.
THIS IS NEVER OKAY!
Halloween should never be used as an opportunity to commit a hate crime.
R2's dialogue is a nice touch, even if this C-3PO looks more like a Solid Gold dancer than the protocol droid we all know and love.
Nope, nope, nope.
It's obviously some sort of vampire ... but which kind.
Clearly that was a *modern* vampire, hence the sparkles.