Jealous Alpha-Male Monkey Shows Off [Video]

Sometimes behaviors in our life and the wild life are so similar that you have to stop and appreciate how simple we really are.

How many times have you seen a jealous, douche-bag guy go out of his way to show everyone in the room that he is "the man"?

That's pretty much what's going here.

Here is the description of what happened from the guy in the video.

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

I have to admit that if I were a girl monkey, I'd totally be impressed with this show . . . but I'd be way more impressed if this monkey put on an Affliction shirt first.