Man Claims A Prostitute Turned Into A Donkey During Sex

A man caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.

Sunday Moyo is a 28 year old man found performing a sex act on a donkey on the side of the road, just after 4am on Sunday.  No surprises on Monday when he was charged with bestiality.

All of the surprises came in court when Moyo told his story to the Zimbabwe judge.  Check out his story of love found, lost and found again . . . sort of.

Sunday Moyo wasn't actually supposed to enter a plea to the court, but he did anyway.  He admitted his guilt, but that he was tricked by a shape-shifting hooker.  So basically he plead insanity.

"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

The good news is that even though Moyo was tricked and arrested, something bigger and better might come from this encounter.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey."

The love story is not done, Moyo is due back in court to find out what will become of him.  Word has it that the hooker/donkey said she will wait for him.

The following video has nothing to do with Moyo, but its how I picture the whole thing going down.