Masturbating Man On Meth Fights Off 15 Police Officers

Andrew Frey is a 37 year old man from Oregon that decided to take some meth, go to a restaurant, start to pleasure himself and finally fight the police. It might not have been the best idea in the end according to a report from The Oregonian.

The police were eventually called, because it must be illegal to pleasure yourself in the middle of a public eating establishment or something . . . gesh, I thought this was America.

The police found that Frey was actually immune to tasers though after he refused to cooperate.  It took 15 officers to subdue him and bring him to the jail!  Later Frey admitted that he wasn't immune to tasers, he just took a bunch of meth and actually didn't remember any of the incident.

Unfortunately for him though, that defense will not hold up in a court of law.

Source: The Oregonian