Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Another ‘F’ for Attendance
Lindsay Lohan recently said she's voting for Mitt Romney because "employment is very important right now," but leave it to her to have a paying gig -- and then bail on it.
Get Another BTS Look at Britney Spears’ Fantasy Twist Commercial
We are so excted for the launch of Britney Spears' new perfume Fantasy Twist! If the commercial for her newest fragrance wasn't enough, there is more behind-the-scenes footage that is making its rounds on the web.
Christina Aguilera Says Not Wearing Panties Gives Power to Her Ladybits [VIDEO]
In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever.
Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.
So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
‘X Factor’ Recap: Find Out Which Four From Each Team Made It to the Live Shows
Okay, so, if you were with us last week, you know all about the baseball rain delay that caused 'X Factor' to begin 45 minutes late. And then some... genius at FOX decided to cut the show short to air 'The Mindy Project' - not that we mind, because we love Mindy Kaling, but we had a job to do here, kids. Anyway, tonight, the last hour of the episode was shown (we last left off in the middle of Dem
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
Travie McCoy Reveals Katy Perry Breakup Helped Him Beat Drug Addiction
It's been a while since Travie McCoy from Gym Class Heroes and Katy Perry were an item, huh? We kinda almost forgot they were a couple long ago, but since breaking up and her marriage (and divorce) from Russell Brand, McCoy has opened up about his time with his ex.
Justin Bieber Personal Videos Leak, Thief Threatens to Release More Footage
Sorry Justin Bieber. It looks like the worst is yet to come.
After a nude picture, allegedly of Bieber, surfaced yesterday, the internet has run amuck with Beliebers defending their true love's honor along with naysayers who don't believe the picture is in fact of the Biebs himself. Of course, there are a select few who believe it's him in the picture because otherwise, there wouldn't be so many s
Demi Moore Is Unhappy About Ashton + Mila Hookup. Because Duh.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule.
A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
Chris Brown Love Triangle: Karreuche Tran Visits Singer’s Home
Drama doesn't just follow Chris Brown, it rides right on his back.
Since supposedly breaking up with girlfriend Karreuche Tran for ex-flame Rihanna, the singer has been on some kind of spiral lately. It's not necessarily a downward spiral, but this love triangle is so 'Beverly Hills, 90210' that he needs to just move on from both women and call it a darn day. And Tran visiting Brown doesn't make m