Frankenmuth Man hopes that the promise of Pretzels and Beer are enough to lure you into Michigan's Little Bavaria.

Christmas, heated sidewalks, sausages and so much more await you in Frankenmuth.

I can't lie to you . . . I couldn't even make it halfway through this video.

The only way I can describe the feeling I get when watching something like this is comparing it to the feeling that most black people got watching Rachel Jeantel on the stand.  I can only put my face in my hands and ask, "Why?  This is not the way that all white people that enjoy Frankenmuth are!"