Edna Geisler is a 69 year old Detroit woman who has a very odd problem.  She talked to the Detroit Free Press about her daily harassment from a turkey, she's named 'Godzilla'.

She claims that from 6am till she gets home, the turkey stalks her, pecking and chasing her throughout the yard.

Check out the original video of Edna telling her story, and then the rap song that has spawned from it below.

 

Now Edna and Godzilla get raw with the hip hop remix of the story.