Turkeys

Facebook Helps President Obama Pardon Two Turkeys
After a neck and neck online competition, President Obama today granted pardon to two turkeys, Cobbler and Gobbler. Cobbler, who likes eating cranberries and listening to Carly Simon, narrowly beat out Gobbler, the corn-eating turkey who loves bluegrass...
‘Godzilla’ Turkey Terrorizes Detroit Woman With Rap [Video]
Edna Geisler is a 69 year old Detroit woman who has a very odd problem.  She talked to the Detroit Free Press about her daily harassment from a turkey, she's named 'Godzilla'.
She claims that from 6am till she gets home, the turkey stalks her, pecking and chasing her throughout th…