Thanksgiving is almost here, which means we start seeing turkeys everywhere—on TV, in our children's school drawings, running through our dreams every single night while we sleep ... you get the idea. And eventually these poor turkeys will be inside many of our overstuffed stomachs as well.
After a neck and neck online competition, President Obama today granted pardon to two turkeys, Cobbler and Gobbler. Cobbler, who likes eating cranberries and listening to Carly Simon, narrowly beat out Gobbler, the corn-eating turkey who loves bluegrass...
Sure, the food at Thanksgiving is great. But in our opinion, the real star of this holiday is the terrifying artwork brought home from elementary school art class.
Edna Geisler is a 69 year old Detroit woman who has a very odd problem. She talked to the Detroit Free Press about her daily harassment from a turkey, she's named 'Godzilla'.
She claims that from 6am till she gets home, the turkey stalks her, pecking and chasing her throughout the yard.