How do you get this wasted?! Seriously, you have a problem when you break into a strangers house, sleep on their couch, and then when you get confronted you claim its your house. Kids, let this be a lesson to never get "This is my house wasted"
I don't know how times I have to say it, but I think Key & Peele are comedic geniuses. In my opinion their show was the best sketch comedy show since Chapelle's Show. Pretty much everything they do is great (except for their recent movie Keanu).
Apparently there is this new thing that teenage girls (and some boys) are doing and it involves getting drunk. I guess teenagers getting drunk isn't so abnormal, but its the way they get drunk, it involves a tampon and vodka.
Since the beginning of families, holidays, and especially family holidays like Christmas, alcohol has always been a key component to survival. Brighten up everyone's spirits by mixing up these delicious drinks -- and don't forget to pour one (or five) for yourself as you mix.
Kendrick Lamar headlined Houston's "Day for Night" music festival stop, and during his set he decided to spice things up a bit by bringing up a fan to preform "m.A.A.d city". Little did he know it would be the highlight of this fans life.