Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister and breast-loving father of Jessica, is allegedly gay, which would certainly explain his September split from wife Tina. What's more, he's now moved onto greener and manlier pastures with a 20-something plaything.
Again, allegedly.
It’s no big secret that Jessica Simpson has been trying her hardest to shed the baby weight. Simpson delivered daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson back in May and instantly inked a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose the weight. But it looks as though she’s finally found her niche in the Weight Watchers program because she filmed her first commercial!
Jessica Simpson‘s father and manager (which would make him her “dadager”) Joe Simpson has been arrested for DUI in the Los Angeles area. Ut oh.
After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:
