‘Unicorn Tears’ Promises A Magical Drinking Experience
Firebox has just the thing to quench your magical thirst, but 'Unicorn Tears' might not be for the hardcore Unicorn lover.
Sure, everyone would love to have a sip from this mythical creature, but PETA may have something to say about how it was made. Firebox describes the painstaking process by saying:
Bringing you this enchantingly scrumptious Gin Liqueur has been no easy feat. We’ve lost mammoth minutes of beauty sleep over the past few months - because we’ve been up all night slaying unicorns for your drinking pleasure - believe us when we tell you those frisky little buggers aren’t easy to snag.
The drink has bits of edible silver in it, along with the tears of a magical, one horned pony. So what do Unicorn Tears taste like? Firebox wraps it up nicely.
Big bundles of candied orange peels, flying saucer sweeties and a hint of maple syrup. Touches of pine-y juniper berries and cardamom introduce elements of spices. The finish is a sweet, juicy orange freshness goes on and on throughout the finish.
So basically, everything you would ever want while drinking the tears from a Unicorn. The numbing truth about the drink is that it is about 80 proof, and will run you $62. That's a pretty small price to pay for what you're getting though.
I suggest you order your bottle of Unicorn Tears here, then sit back and take in a movie. I think I know just the film you should watch too, check out the trailer below.