I never want to see anyone lose their job, unless they go out on their own terms.  That seems to be the case with the persons termination letter below.

Keep in mind that this is not from America, so while you may never tell someone to "straddle a Narwhale", you get the point of what he meant.

I think my favorite part about the whole thing is how he went out.  Smearing cake mix on your face and yelling that you are Rick James, might go down in history.  No matter what this guy does next, I hope he uses this place as a reference.