Full disclosure, there is no way in hell I would go to the Jobbie Nooner this year. I am not judging if you do - I am just being honest. According to WXYZ the annual party on the water is scheduled to go on as planned.

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This is the 46th Jobbie Nooner, if you or someone you know, has attended every one of them, please let me know. What a story that would be. I had no idea until now, the JN is one of the largest boat parties in the world (according to their website).

If you are not familiar, the event started as a skip day from work, hence the name Jobbie Nooner. The party takes place roughly 5 miles around Gull Island in Lake St. Clair. I just asked Tony LaBrie if he has ever gone, he said no. I really can't remember if I ever have. I feel like I did once, but I may be getting it confused with Put In Bay. Tequila is a real bitch sometimes.

If you are going, you are encouraged to wear a mask. Lucky for you ladies, I have seen a lot of bikinis for sale that now come with a matching mask. How 2020. I am not quite sure how you social distance with thousands of people. Even before the coronavirus pandemic, I was not into water crowds. I always think about the fact that I am standing in pee, not only mine - but everyone else's too. Think about that for a few.

The pee party is set for Friday, June 26th from 6:00 AM to 6:00 PM.