Michigan Man Wanted By Police After Pooping In Unlocked Cars
Police in Warren are looking for a man who is being dubbed The Serial Pooper.
Just take a second to let that last sentence soak in. This sounds like a joke, but it's very real, and Warren police are looking for the man after he was caught on camera twice. Security footage shows the serial pooper checking to see if the victims car is locked. Once he is able to open the door, he promptly drops trou and does his business . . . INSIDE THE CAR!
Imagine being the poor owner of those cars. You climb into your car like normal, and I'm guessing that the smell would be the first sign that something was not right. If for some reason you missed the smell, there's no way you're missing the dookie sitting on the floor of your car.
Police don't have any leads as to who the serial pooper might be, so they are asking for help. The only thing that the two incidents had in common is that they both happened outside of car service centers. Both incidents also happened after midnight, but that's not very much for police to go on.
I don't know if there is a special unit to investigate fecal crimes, but I smell a new TNT series coming! LAW AND ORDER SVPOOP . . . or maybe not.
If there is a bright side to this story, in both cases the service centers took care of the mess inside the peoples car.
Warren Police are asking you to call with any information you may have about the identity of the serial pooper.
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