This is the perfect solution for drinking the water in Flint and not getting sick.

I've been hearing about how bad the water is in Flint since I moved here a couple weeks ago. Everyone told me "Whatever you do, DO NOT drink the water in Flint."

...but I enjoy water. I NEED water to live! Everyone does! How can you live in a city and not be able to drink the water?! So here's my quick and easy fix so everyone can drink the water in Flint...

 

This way is the easiest, safest, and cleanest way to drink water in Genesee County without getting sick.

Give it a try. I'm just out here trying to come up with solutions for Flint's water crisis.

 

*insert statement here that makes it clear that I'm not responsible for anyone getting sick in Genesee County from trying my idea*