Jim Leyland made the official announcement that Jose Valverde (aka: Papa Grande) would be returning as the Detroit Tigers closer today.

Did you just hear me?!  Papa Grande is back as the Tigers closer!

Do you know what this means?  Probably not, and that's the problem.  No one can be sure if we will get the record closer of two years ago, or the basket case game blower from last year.

One thing is certain, we will find out very quickly since Papa Grande will take over closing duties as early as tonight!  Any Tiger fans with Ulcers or heart issues might just want to turn off every game in the 7th inning for the rest of the season.