See that little peach colored spec in the air?  That's a person setting the world record for highest blob launch of all time!

What's a blob launch you ask?

It's a white people thing.  It's one of those things that probably started in someones back yard after drinking too much.  Then some college dudes with terrible beards and a case of Schlitz decided to, "Take it to the next level BRO!" *Hi Five*

I would be lying though if I said that the white guy in me didn't think that this was awesome!  This is how I want to spend my weekend . . . right up until the video of someone missing the water landing gets put up on YouTube.