Luckily, I never walked in on my parents doing it, but I remember how horrified I was when I realized that they were having sex with each other.  This youngster wasn't as lucky, and after seeing his parents getting busy, he's only got one thing on his mind, Ragu pasta sauce.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this commercial?  I don't understand how eating Ragu pasta sauce is going to help out this young man at all.  The kid is obviously disturbed by what he saw and no amount of tomato sauce is going to fix that.  Unless they are making Ragu that erases your last five minutes of memory, I don't understand how eating some Italian food is going to help.