Jeff Asks Pinky Out On a Date

Sweetest Day is here today and everyone in the state of Michigan is getting ready to romance their love ones.

The people who aren't as fortunate to find a date, will try to play it off as just another day.I was one of the latter, I didn't have a date planned so I was going to play it off as another day.

My intentions were to go to work and make my day go by as fast as possible.

Until I had the bright idea to message adult star Pinky.

What's the worst that can happen.