These drunk babies don't have a drinking problem, they've been drinking all by themselves just fine.  Maybe its you who has the problem . . . MAYBE YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?  Try not to anger the drunk babies.These babies probably are not really drunk, but they're parents probably are really dumb.

BABY1

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You can see this exact same picture at Starlight, only sub the baby for a full grown man . . . leave the bib.

BABY2

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Alcohol induced scoliosis is the worst scoliosis.

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Someone tell the scrawny, hard on bearing, guy laying down to stop hating.  That baby just pulled a dime from the beach . . . now he and his Heineken are going to go take a nap.

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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mumma, Mumma, Mother, Ma, Ma, Mom, Mumma.  Hey.  MOM.  MUMMA.  This isn't going to refill itself, and I can barely walk.

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It's a shame that after the Grinch stole their Christmas, Cindy Loo Hoo turned to the bottle to drown her sorrows.

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