Remember When Katt Williams Said He Was Retiring? Yeah, Never Mind.

A mere four days ago comedian Katt Williams tearfully retired from stand-up after his stay in Seattle went bad. And by "went bad" we mean the police did not appreciate him terrorizing families at a local restaurant.

But don't worry, all that's behind him now. He's already back in showbiz -- at least according to his managers, who are probably holding his contract over his head like a guillotine.

"Katt is definitely not retiring. He will be moving forward with the tour ... Friday is Texas, Saturday New Orleans, and on to Alabama,” his team told TMZ, laughing with maniacal glee.

"The reason why he made remarks was due to him feeling totally disrespected by all the things that happen[ed] to him in the city of Seattle,” they went on. “He had a moment where he felt very unappreciated. He now just wants to move forward from those unfortunate events and give his fans outstanding shows from this point forward."

Williams has since been charged with two counts of 4th degree misdemeanor assault for his Seattle shenanigans, and one count of having the shortest retirement in the history of comedy.