Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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A Message from Your Friendly Neighborhood Tom Cruise: I Will Tase You, Bro
Let this be a warning to all neighbors of Tom Cruise: Do not drunkenly wander onto his property if you'd rather not be electrocuted.
Tom Cruise does not appreciate your shenanigans.
Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Finally Runs Out of Lies and Hands In His Notice
Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.
But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week
Kristen Stewart Understands Love Triangles but Irony Escapes Her
Kristen Stewart apparently has little sense of irony -- because while promoting 'Breaking Dawn – Part 2' in Tokyo, the dour starlet waxed poetic about the trials and tribulations of being pursued by two men.
On screen, of course.
Stephen Colbert Wants to Teabag Donald Trump for Charity [VIDEO]
When Stephen Colbert isn't filming cameos in Middle-earth or hosting his satirical political program 'The Colbert Report,' he's inviting self-indulgent billionaire jerks to open wide so he can put his balls in their mouths.
For charity, of course.
Even Diddy’s Car Accidents Reek of Money
Oh noes, Diddy was involved in a car wreck and the front end of his Cadillac Escalade was crushed by a Lexus. However will these bereft citizens deal with the physical and emotional damage?
Oh yeah. They're rich. So they'll just buy some new Cadillacs and Lexuses. (Lexi? Lexum?)
Bobby Brown Drinks His Way to a DUI Hat Trick
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Bobby Brown is on the road.
Every little step the former New Edition singer takes seems to land him in a jail cell -- this time for his second DUI of the year, and his third overall.
Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Likes the Man Candy. Allegedly.
Joe Simpson, the former Baptist minister and breast-loving father of Jessica, is allegedly gay, which would certainly explain his September split from wife Tina. What's more, he's now moved onto greener and manlier pastures with a 20-something plaything.
Again, allegedly.
StarDust: Chris Brown Proves He’s Still a Horrible Person + More
- Since Chris Brown can always be a more deplorable human being, rumors are now flying that he wants Rihanna to get a boob job because it would be “totally hot.” Dysfunction junction, that's your function.
Christina Aguilera’s Expanding Curves Get an Equally Robust Endorsement Offer
Christina Aguilera says she loves her new, "fluffier" body, but she may love it even more now that it's landed her a $3 million job offer from a dating website featuring women who are large and in charge.