"What is my name listed as in your phone?"  That's a question you should never ask unless you are prepared for the worst possible answer.

Everyone has the obligatory "Don Not Answer" listing in their phone, but for the majority of us, that's just the tip of the naming iceberg.

I have friends whose phones are filled with more descriptive nicknames than actual names.  Most of the time the descriptions are less than flattering, and would lead to that person never actually calling again anyway.

What is the funniest name in your contact list?

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