A Detroit woman was so angry after she found out that she couldn't return a cell phone her son bought, that she did what any real American would do . . . She mooned the clerk!

The classy lady got so angry that the clerk working decided to record the incident, and that's a good thing for us.  The woman said,"Take my picture. Take that. Take that. You got that? Because I will be back. You got that close up? Cheese."

That's when the moon came out.

The woman claims the store sold her son an outdated phone. The store, meanwhile, plans to take legal action against her.  You and I can just sit back and enjoy the ratchetness to the fullest.