The Pre-Flight instructions are normally when everyone pretends to pay attention to the voice on the speakers, but this Southwest attendant made sure everyone listened, and laughed.

Some of the highlights include:

"Position your seatbelt tight, low and across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra."

"If landing near a hot tub 'everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini" - as other staff held up life jackets.

I have to say that the best flight attendants I've ever had have all been on Southwest.  On a flight to Vegas we had a man who included his own echo and applause every time he talked over the loud speaker.

Even if this isnt that entertaining to you, it's still way better than what US Airways did to a passenger earlier this week.