Spit is this guys duct tape, it can solve almost any situation.  Watch as he gives the cops every excuse possible while taking his sobriety test.  He goes peacefully enough, but when they arrest his lady friend . . . THEY DONE CROSSED DA LINE (Hillbilly voice).  Check it out.

Spit in my eye? Spit in my eye?! I don't care what the situation may be, that should never be the answer. I guess the silver lining through all of this is that we know that chivalry is not dead.